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Friday, 13 November 2009

  • My family

    Me: Work was so great today!

    Mom: *Silence*

    Me: .... I got a lot accomplished and my boss was really proud of me.

    Mom: *Silence*

    Me: .... Then a robber came in and shot us all

    Mom: *Silence*

    Me: Then a UFO crashed into the building and landed right on top of the robber

    Mom: *Silence*

    Me: Then I threw up all over the place

    Mom: *Silence*

    Me: And then I found 5 bucks

    Mom: 5 bucks isn't much in this economy

    Me: That's true.

    Mom: I wonder if the pest control people came yet this month.

Sunday, 07 June 2009

Wednesday, 01 April 2009

  • So, my astronomy teacher keeps telling us about how our sun is on the main sequence and that it will be on it for a very long time. And eventually, the sun will burn out and you know, it's all down hill from there.

    Well, here's what I think is really going to happen:

    Earth is going to get cocky and say, "Ok, so look here. I'm the only planet that can sustain life. What can these other planets offer? Nothing.... I mean, come on! Pluto even got demoted!! Neptune, you are so next..... I, on the other hand, am awesome, so here's what's going down, the moon and I are going to pack up our bags and get out of here." Then, the Earth and the moon are going to leave the sun's orbit and go out to travel and explore the universe. They'll be having a good time looking around and checking out how everything works. But then, one day they will see a shiny object that's moving very fast and they will be curious. They will get closer to the object and then unfortunately will get sucked into the black hole that the object is orbiting around very quickly because the Earth won't have a high enough escape velocity. Then, the star will say, "Man, got that one too..... So sad..." and it will feel badly that objects keep getting sucked into the black hole because they are attracted to the bright star that's orbiting it.

Friday, 27 March 2009

  • Sometimes when I'm walking to class, I'll see people running. About half of the time, the person I see running will have a backpack on. Whenever I see these people I wonder why they're running. If I'm walking with someone else, they usually think that person is just late for class, a test or something of that nature. But instinctively, I always think that they are running from zombies. Adrenaline starts to flow and my brain gets crazy, bursting with survival ideas based on my current surroundings. I begin to search for the closest potential weapons and look in the direction the person was running from to see how close the zombies are so I can estimate my time. I decide on a good location to harbor myself until the outbreak is over. I thank myself for being smart enough to bring water and snacks when I go to class.
    Then I realize, there are no zombies. I calm down again and resume walking to class.

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

  • When I pass by someone's yard that is covered with weeds, I think about that person in each neighborhood who keeps their yard perfect. They mow it often, have lots of pretty flowers and trees, the bushes are all groomed perfectly, etc. They pride themself in how well they keep their yard and try to stay head and shoulders above everyone else in regards to their lawns. This is why they sabotage other people's yards by putting weeds on them.

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